fight???

Went to ton the whole night and something interesting happened. Some gangster asked me for a fight.HAHAHH! WAH!! VIOLENT AR!! -.- it went on like this(some had been summarised):

*gangster walks towards us at about 2++am.
-gangster: eh, can borrow money, i need to go back to jurong as i live there. i no money, my parents are dead and my sister is crying at home.
me: -.-. i no money ar. (actually refuses to borrow cause the gangster is lying)
hoon: i also no money.
gangster: please ar. u malay i also malay, cant u help me??
me: its not about malay or not malay but i no $$ how to help
gangster: if u got girlfriend of course u treat ur girl..
me: but i no girlfriend...
gangster: help la...
me: wat u crappin?? i no $$ how to help??
*we stare stare at each other
gangster: why u looking at me like that?? got prob isit??
me: no..-.- wat u bullshitting????
gangster: eh..come on ar.. fight ar..u fighter right....u taekwondo right....
me: i may know taekwondo but i wont use it for aggressive purpose...
* comes right to me and punch the air thinkin i would dodge his attack.
*gave a stupid face to him...-.-
*he felt paiseh...
gangster: eh, help la..ask ur friend....
hoon: why don't u ask someone else..
gangster: now wat time already!
hoon: (point out to the guy who's walking) there got one guy...
*gangster..chased after that guy in desperation for $$..

LOL..he wanna fight....-.-...